Don' t Feng Shui Like Beckham

My advice to David Beckham: consult a good Feng Shui Master!

Fans all over the world are funny people. The more the stars whore it up, more the fans slobber over them. It is more so if you happen to be David Beckham. But amateur Feng Shui has never helped anyone. Beckham has more trouble lined up. David Beckham has had feng shui symbols sewn into his football boots - in a bid to improve his football performance and also to improve his relationships. This, on the face of it, was a stunt. There is big money in advertising and Beckham is the biggest of them all.
And these boots produced by Adidas are priced at 500 pounds for each pair.
The marketing line was that Beckham begged his boot supplier, Adidas, to use the ancient Chinese beliefs to assist them in the design of his new PredatorPulse footwear. He said: "I'm very proud to wear these boots because they represent the idea of yin and yang." It was claimed that only 723 pairs of the boots have been made - his squad numbers from Manchester Utd and Real put together. He has been ordered to keep and wear pairs number one, seven, 23 and 723. The rest are being sold for increased good karma. All the boots produced will be in Beckham's size nine.
It was as amateur as David tattooing wife Victoria' s name, first in Arabic and later in Chinese on his arm to placate her after a major fight. He wasn' t sure whether the Chinese letters amounted to Victoria or Fried Rice!

I question this in all earnest as bad Feng Shui.
Sacred symbols are never worn on the feet. It is considered offensive. And it brings bad luck. The negative impact was visible in the office of Balaji Films where an over-enthusiastic Ekta Kapoor got Yin and Yang on a large floor tile in front of the reception. Dirtied by the visitors' shoes and bad energy shoes bring, it brought her bad luck. Her ambitious project a Bollywood film entitled Kyon Ki Main Jhoot Nahin Bolta (Because I do not speak lies) bombed badly.
What has happened to David Beckham after he got Feng Shui symbols on the shoes?
He has started falling!
The slip started showing immediately after the Feng Shui Faux Pas. He got involved in a scandal that linked him with Dannielle Heath, an English beautician after a damning exposure of an extra marital affair with his secretary Rebecca Loos!
Along with this, started his fall in foot ball!
David Beckham had to step down as England captain after holding the role for six years in the wake of their World Cup quarter-final defeat by Portugal .
Beckham and Victoria are trying to collect as much moolah as possible from promotions (His and Her), modeling and even writing books but the football career of David Beckham has got over.
My advice to David Beckham: consult a good Feng Shui Master!

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